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Monday, May 8, 2017

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Sunday, May 7, 2017

Scolding The Ivanka Trump Haters

I may change the name of this blog entry to Wake Up You Cunts because there are a bunch of hypocrites in Hollywood and Washington D.C. that need to wake the fuck up. But I haven't decided on that yet....

Meanwhile: To all of the celebrities who endorse Hillary Clinton while calling out Ivanka Trump for being "complicit" in her father's conduct - Shut the fuck up you stupid hypocritical, bitches.

You love Hillary.
We get it.
You wish Queen Hillary stole the election and you want to avenge her, and heal your broken hearts by creating a vicious mean girl swarm around Ivanka Trump.

"IVANKA, YOU'RE COMPLICIT!"

Yesssss! You Ivanka haters love Hillary.
You think Hillary is amazing for women!
You think Hillary is the greatest feminist that ever lived!
Hillary. Hillary. Hillary!
You wear pussy hats while your champion Hillary Clinton wears her heart on her sleeve for a man who has been accused of raping women since his college days. 

Yes. He has.

What are you complicit in when you endorse Hillary Clinton, a woman who will not divorce an accused serial rapist?
You endorse a woman who can turn a blind eye to multiple accusations against her husband, across decades!
You endorse a woman who is complicit in covering up that her husband may be a sexual predator.
Why don't you care about that? Were the rapes and assaults in the past? Is that why you can be complicit with Hillary in ignoring the rape and assault accusations against her beloved husband Bill?

What if Bill's sexual misconduct wasn't in the past? What if it's still happening? Do you still think Hillary is a champion of women?

Did you know your heroine Hillary and her husband Bill still socialize with a convicted sex offender and alleged human trafficker named Jeffrey Epstein, and did you know that Jeffrey is also a friend of Trump?  Yes. Complicit. The Clintons fly all around the world with Jeffrey, the convicted sex offender and they hang out on his private island; the same private island where young women claimed they were held against heir will and pimped out to the rich and powerful.

Even Hillary's female friends are accused of reprehensible atrocities! Yes. Your heroine Hillary Clinton has friends like Laura Silsby. Laura was busted for human trafficking trying to smuggle dozens of kids out of Haiti. Hillary and Bill like Laura so much they intervened on Laura's behalf to keep her out of worse punishment for her shady dealings with children. What are they complicit in?

You, the people who admire Hillary, do you admire Hillary because Hillary refuses to believe ANY of the children who were being kidnapped by her friend Laura Silby? Do you admire Hillary for ignoring the women who have complained about her husband's "alleged" outrageous, violent, sexual crimes over the years? Together Bill and Hillary are accused of all kinds of professional misconduct. Do you admire her for that? Do you admire her for unleashing regime change wars as Secretary of State that have totally de-stabilized the mid-East and put countless women and girls in the hands of armed rebels who torture, rape, enslave and murder them?

Is that why you admire Hillary, Chelsea Handler, Scarlett Johansson and Debra Messing and the others?

You make it clear that you attack Ivanka because she was born the daughter of Donald Trump. I understand. He's a pig too.

Ivanka loves her father and works with him.
Is the bond creepy? Is her career path in the fastest lane on the nepotism highway? Does she perform for him like a well trained seal? Yes, yes and yes.

Ivanka could refuse the job Trump gave her as his White House Executive Princess In Chief and she could cut all ties from him and dis-inherit herself to show she takes a stand against his misogynistic conduct. She could. But where the fuck would she learn moral integrity like that? Look who her dad is!

No matter how much she distances herself, Ivanka can not help who her father is.
Hillary Clinton can help who she is married to, and Hillary is choosing to stay married to a man who has been accused of rape, serial rape, serial sexual harassment and serial adultery.

What does it say about you that you stand by her?

What are you complicit in?


Sunday, April 30, 2017

Bernie Sanders - The Real Lesson

This week it was uncovered that the Bernie Sanders camp made a deal with the Hillary Clinton camp to help cover up the anti-Hillary protests during the Democratic Convention during the Presidential election.

Yes. This news pissed me the fuck off.

While Sanders supporters like me fumed openly about all of the shady and illegal things that happened during primary season the Bernie Sanders campaign was working against us by helping keep our dissension out of the media.

Why on Earth would a man who says he is fighting corruption work to insure his supporters are silenced by his opponent?

Wikileaks reported that Sanders' departure from the presidential race was triggered by threats from Clinton cronies that he drop out - or else. Personally, if my family had been threatened by shadowy henchmen loyal to my opponent I would become more determined to stop my opponent, not less. Does that mean I don't care about my family? No. In one of the most haunting and beautiful speeches given by Malcolm X right before his death he explains why "he puts his family in danger" in his fight to stop systematic racism in America. Malcolm decided it was more important to teach his children to be fearless in the face of injustice than to teach them to surrender to bondage.

Now Malcolm X had no choice but to fight until he was murdered, the only alternative to not dying for justice was dying because of injustice. He was a marked man either way. A white civil rights activist has a choice when cornered by the state, he can usually retreat to the safety of being white in America any time he wants and that sadly explains why Bernie Sanders has never been as effective as I believe he hoped to be as a civil rights leader of the People of the United States of America.

Yes. Sanders is righteously staunch and eloquent when politically opposing oppressive policies.

That's nice...
That's good...

But he was not ferocious enough to fight until he rips the throats out of our enemies. At the end of the day Bernie Sanders is a white man who has learned through his life experience that there is always room to negotiate a win-win solution to any problem he tackles. His ability to be successful in the halls of power, while publicly opposing murderous corruption in the system is proof to him that the system is not totally broken. He, as a white man, experiences the parts of the machine that are capable of being more merciful and flexible. Bernie can't understand that against tyranny there is no room for negotiation. Tyranny is to be conquered, smothered, and destroyed. It can not be coddled and molded, slowly over time, through negotiations, into something more pliable and agreeable. We are all members of the human race and that scientific fact is not open to ideological interpretation. The stand Bernie took against tyranny as a young man was undone by our government's drug war. He undid his sacrifices to the civil rights movement by working hard for a corrupt system he swore to uphold and protect as a governor and senator. All governors and senators sustain a system of mass incarceration and the "privatization of prisons" A.K.A. legalized slavery, Bernie Sanders included.

But Bernie believes you can still change the system from within the system because the system isn't killing him and his kin just for driving, or buying skittles and iced tea while wearing a hoodie. In his defense Berne did work hard to help undo some of the damage caused by some of our most damaging laws. And he ran a joyous and inspiring Presidential campaign that was winning until he backed down. He literally walked away from being the conscientious President we needed to build a more ingenious and compassionate America. Then as he dropped out he told us, his supporters to back down too, while telling us to stay angry, and what good does that do, really?

Even if Bernie was threatened to stop the peaceful revolution he started, he was willing to help cover that threat to our democracy up by choosing to publicly portray himself as a gentleman who didn't have the heart to crush a lady's political dreams live on TV for all the world to see. (Her Republican opponent had no problem smashing her to smithereens, and that is why he is in the White House now.) Bernie chose to be chivalrous to his corrupt opponent when he had her in a political choke hold! His unwillingness to knock that corrupt bitch out of the ring during the fight of his life has cost America dearly. You can't end systematic corruption by suddenly adopting a "Ladies First" policy when the destination is the White House and the Lady who you are yielding to has more blood on her hands than all other previous presidential candidates combined.

Bernie Sanders a man with a good heart is accustomed to living a comfortable life while negotiating with tyrants. He backs down because he learned that's how he lives to fight another day. But we didn't have another day. Hillary was going to lose to Trump. Bernie was our only hope against Trump. So now we have Trump, because Bernie dropped out.

Those of us who believed in Bernie and campaigned for him and rallied for him because we wanted him to work for us in The White House were savagely betrayed by his capitulation to Clinton corruption during the primary. Now finding out that he assured his opponent that he would work with her to oppress us, his supporters, that is just beyond disappointing. He helped our enemy hide our struggle against injustice from the world.

Whether or not Bernie Sanders was threatened to acquiesce to Hillary Clinton is not the point. The point is Bernie Sanders chose to drop out because he decided it was more important to teach us to live with corruption rather than to teach us to fight against corruption until you, or it, is dead.

Saturday, March 25, 2017

The Ghost of Hillary Clinton Vs. Russia

During the last election I campaigned hard for Bernie Sanders.
When he dropped out because Hillary Clinton told him to I voted for Jill Stein.
No.
I am not a Russian spy.
I have never worked for Russia.
I do have Russian friends and have lived in neighborhoods with large Russian populations.

There is NO PROOF that the Russian government "hacked" the election.
NONE.
And if you read the actual accusations against Russia they are mostly accused of influencing the election by producing news programming in English that Americans can access online via RT.

After my time at a French media company, I think I know a tiny bit about how the American employees at RT must feel. I know what it’s like to work for America’s “enemies” during a climate of reactionary political extremism. I worked as a web designer in New York for a French media company before, during, and after 9/11. The company was the same French company John F. Kennedy Jr. partnered with when he published George Magazine. God rest his beautiful soul.

After 9/11, France (and the French people in general) were being vilified by the Republicans. I can’t remember what France did to piss off the Bush administration after 9/11, but suddenly we Americans had to prove our loyalty to America by calling "French Fries" "Freedom Fries" or the terrorists would win. It was the stupidest nonsense and did nothing to make the world safer for humanity. Our collective sanity was restored by the cartoon quality of Bush Jr.’s leadership. Thanks to Dubya we realized almost instantly how stupid we sounded ordering "Freedom Fries" so we went back to ordering french fries at McDonald's. It helped the racist mass hysteria against France to dissolve quickly.

Now as I watch the anti-Russian circus of contention surrounding Trump’s presidency it feels eerily similar to the Freedom Fries fiasco. Unfortunately for Russia there is no Russian cuisine that has dominated the list of offerings at McDonalds for seven decades. Russia has yet to seduce us with common food items, into a deeply dysfunctional yet committed tempestuous love affair with their culture, as the French have. It’s hard to say how loyal we will be to our common human bonds, and if war will erupt in spite of them, but perhaps our mutual love of Vodka will preserve peace and human solidarity between Americans and Russians since sense seems to be escaping many of us.

We live in a nation of immigrants. We are encouraged to be proud of the American melting pot. We go to school and study the languages of other nations and then go off to work in the global marketplace. Foreign companies who have products that Americans love, come and set up shop here for easier and less expensive distribution. Their employees learn English and immerse themselves in our culture to understand the American marketplace better. Do other nations, like Russia, have ambition for political harmony and peaceful dealings between America and their country? Yes. I am sure they do. Our entire economy is propped up by foreign investors who want good relations with America. Now Democrats are screaming: How dare American business people "secretly" work with Russian business people to generate profits in America!? How dare real estate corporations sell condos to Russians who live and work and pay taxes in America!? How dare Russia make a news channel that employs Americans covering the news the corrupt main stream American media doesn't want you to hear!? These outraged Democrats allow their politically motivated hypocrisy to eclipse the fact that none of the Russian business connected to Trump was illegal or actually happened in any unique secrecy. It happened in the same secret way all business happens, in business meetings behind closed doors in elite executive spaces.

We all live and work alongside people from all over the world (especially in cities like New York) and when a political wind shifts among the power elites suddenly your innocent presence at a company, or the neighborhood you live in, becomes a dangerous political statement. Now Americans are being pulled into a race war, this time by the establishment Democrats, this time against Russia, to get us to ignore the real war, which is between us and our corrupt politicians in both parties.

All of the current anti-Russian frenzy originated in the wake of the Titanic sinking end of Hillary Clinton’s campaign. Her persistent mourners stoke anti-Russian fires, wailing aloud and with emojis on Twitter and Facebook, about the great Russian threat that felled their Queen. They blame Trump and Russia for all their woes, never realizing they are sleeping with the enemy.

Hillary Clinton openly accepted campaign donations from countries like Saudi Arabia who execute gay people and don't let women do anything without the approval of a male chaperone. Devoted democratic sheep have no concept that misogyny is perpetuated by political wives like Hillary Clinton who accept money and power from men who demand that grown women cover their faces in public and do whatever their 14 year old brothers tell them to do. 

Is Putin an honest guy? Is he a murderous dictator? Maybe. Maybe not. But I know this for sure: Putin does not execute gay people for being gay and Russian women can wear what they want, and go where they want, with who ever they want, whenever they want to, and maybe Hillary Clinton hates Putin for that. Maybe Hillary Clinton feels threatened by Russian women exercising liberty. Maybe if Russian women are forced to stay home by male relatives they won't end up in bed with her scandalous husband. LMFAO. Teenage girls would not put up with a boyfriend cheating on them over and over again, yet Hillary Clinton wanted voters to see her as a courageous, seasoned Feminist leader and to have respect for her past decision making. Come on! I laugh when I imagine her rationalizing why she needs to stay with a man who betrays her repeatedly. I cry when I think of all of the innocent people killed needlessly in Clinton regime change wars. Now her post-election pathetic excuses for her failures as a leader have taken on a life of their own. Her pitiful gassed up loyal mob is frothing at the mouth, ready to spill Russian and American blood to avenge a loser.

So sad!


Wednesday, February 8, 2017

Trump Won. What's Next?

They say be careful what you wish for and now I get it.

My big gripe about celebrities has been that they don't do enough to keep attention on social issues. Real issues get eclipsed by their celebrity nonsense in the media. Now celebrities are getting political, but they're still distracting from real issues while inciting violence and totally ignoring the dangerous hypocrisy of their positions.

I'm venting about that time female (mostly blonde) millionaires freaked out and went to the Womens' March because their beloved blonde millionaire lady candidate lost the Presidential election to super-narcissist, pussy grabber, Donald Trump. Lady celebrities took to the streets all over America, to lead other concerned women into an age of star-studded revolution. The crowd wore "pussy hats" and carried homemade signs about their pussies having claws and they cheerfully used the occasion to express their "nasty sides" as a way to protest the nasty new President, Donald Trump. Madonna preached about her fantasies of blowing up the White House and Chelsea Handler hissed about the Russians to the press. None of the high powered women that attended the march seems willing to accept that Donald Trump won the election because Hillary Clinton was only popular with out of touch people who still benefit from the loopholes patriarchy has in place for certain men and women to succeed.

This is reality for women in America: Women who date and marry powerful, rich men ascend. Independent women who are willing to exploit their sexuality as a selling feature of their "brand" (like Madonna and Chelsea Handler) ascend. The Womens' March was a chance for successful self-made sex objects to openly resent men like Trump who profit because women like them are willing to compete in televised beauty pageants. Madonna and Chelsea, the blonde alpha females of music and comedy are now united in fighting against the patriarchy; the same patriarchy they serve when they capitulate to a corporate marketplace that demands they flash their tits occasionally on Instagram to stay commercially relevant as artists. We women also have some male feminist celebrity allies. Doughy weaklings like Patton Oswald praise the Womens' March and encourage Americans to punch their neighbors if they suspect their neighbor is a nazi. This madness gets #nazis trending on Twitter while distracting from real issues affecting women. Sarah Silverman tweet-screaming for the military to drag the entire Trump administration to jail totally distracts from the blood on Democrats' hands, endless blood from the continuing regime change wars Obama and Hillary Clinton launched when he was POTUS and she was Secretary of State.

If millionaire celebrities keep our attention on Trump and only Trump we will continue to ignore the corruption of the Clintons during the primary season. That is very disturbing because rigging a primary is treasonous corruption and THAT corruption is what really cost Democrats and Hillary Clinton the election. And that corruption is still very present in the Democratic party. That culture of corruption allowed Trump to rise. That network of corruption funded the Womens' March. Women are marching to insure soulless women like Hillary Clinton are empowered to undermine democratic elections here and around the world so that we end up with male dictators in power.

March!

Soulless women are equal to soulless men, but soulless men will always win!

The Womens' March demonstrates that it's OK to call corrupt women like Hillary Clinton a feminist leader while ignoring the rape and sexual assault claims made against her husband Bill since he was in college!

Yes!

Celebrity activists tell us to march! Ignore Bill Clinton's real violence against women and make signs shaming the 53% of white women who didn't vote for his wife Hillary, who is very proud to stand by Bill no matter how many women he has hurt.

March, Ladies, March!

March! Ignore the fact that our newly politicized celebrity leaders need a bullshit media cycle. Ignore that they are rich because for years they were paid to keep women in the dark about the real issues that really affect them.

March.

March or die.

Donald Trump Signature - Handwriting Analysis

Anne Quito does a bang up job describing why Donald Trump's signature looks the way it does. Bravo, Anne! I also want to explain what I am seeing.

What I find utterly fascinating about our new President's signature is all of it.

First of all this signature is the signature of a person obsessed with being seen at the peak of every interaction. This person does not care if they are communicating smoothly. Communicating strength and dominance are absolute priorities to the person with this signature.

It looks like Donald Trump has several "A"s (alphas) in his name although he only has one and that little "a" doesn't even look like an "a". The tail on the "d" at the end of Donald is almost playful until it hacks through the "T" in Trump, which is literally bending over backwards to force itself into a-framed architectural symmetry with the first "D" in Donald and the "p" in Trump.

There is nothing sensuous in this signature. It's brutal and unpleasant and harsh. It wants to be beautiful. It wants to be magnificent. It's just trying way too hard.


Tuesday, October 11, 2016

Object Lesson In Feminism For Kim K West


Why do I comment on the Kardashians? Because they have made themselves "patient zero" for our sick society and I like to analyze our sick society.

The Kardashians have demanded our attention in every media outlet, all day long, every day, for ten years. They have said, look at us! They have said "Keep Up With Us," They have asserted that they are the leaders and we are the followers and we need to try harder if we are to be more like them. They insist they are the standard we must adhere to and then they spend all their time promoting themselves as money obsessed sex objects. Every public relations move they make is designed to enrich them. They fine tune their message to feed society's insatiable hunger for mindless titillation and greed. To do this they make sure every Kardashian soundbite is well promoted, crafted, nonsense controversy and every Kardashian princess is always perfectly packaged for sex at all times. The baselessness of the Kardashian brand is based on the business model that was used to launch Kim's base and pornographic tape years ago.

Now let's pretend for a minute that this armed robbery of Kim Kardashian was real.

People (including me) are having a hard time having sympathy for Kim after the 'robbery' in Paris. Yes. Intellectually I know that 'what happened' is terrible and I know that she must have feelings, but she has worked really hard at convincing me that her feelings don't matter as long as she looks good. I have not been able to escape her message for a decade. Have you? She is on every damn website, her pictures begging, Please, Just look at me. Look at me. I'm perfect. Everything is perfect as long as I look good. Her husband Kanye Kardashian was joking a few weeks ago, that Kim is Marie Antoinette, heavily promoting his idiotic observation like anyone should want to be compared to Marie Antoinette. Marie Antoinette got her head chopped off in Paris because people got sick and tired of her perfect life and over-the-top opulence being rubbed in their faces while they starved. But before the mob chopped off Marie's head they stole her shit. 

Raw, robbed and ringless Kim K West is back in L.A. after the 'armed robbery' and not doing so well according to Khloe. Kim is suing a website for saying she faked the robbery (As of Oct. 26th she dropped the lawsuit) while someone else is selling halloween costumes of Kim being robbed. Even Robin Quivers on the Howard Stern Show had to back track and acknowledge that her initial reaction to the robbery was cold and that she was treating Kim like she has no feelings. But it isn't her fault that she forgot Kim has feelings. If a person spends all their time promoting themselves like a designer sex doll draped in diamonds, people are going to forget they have feelings.  Kim has actually gone and spoken in academic settings (while promoting her book "Selfish") and espoused the idea that objectification of women is good as long as they are the ones objectifying themselves. Kim's and her mother's mission to promote the objectification of women since 2006 means women's humanity has been under attack in the media for a decade by Kim, a self professed selfish woman and her mother and now all her sisters. They have infested the entire media landscape with endless photos of themselves in various stages of undressed seduction promoting feminine vanity and sexual objectification and manipulation as virtues. 

But now, finally, Kim can see what happens when you have been made into an object. Perceived objects have no feelings and they get treated accordingly. THIS is why so many people cannot have sympathy for Kim, because THIS is a lesson she needed to learn. THIS is why feminists fight so hard to stop women from being objectified in society,  because objects get manhandled, often violently. Get it now, Kim?

UPDATE:
Kim does not get it. She is now promoting emoji's of a diamond ring, her face crying and a pair of hands bound with a black scarf.

Also the concierge's story is changing. Stay tuned for more lies from the Kreepy Kardashian Klan.

Monday, September 12, 2016

#MusicMonday - IDLE INSPIRATION

A few years ago when I was bored and uninspired by my job I wrote a screenplay called Idle. Now when I am feeling uninspired I play this playlist of music that inspired me to write the script.  While I listen the "movie" I wrote plays out in my mind's eye and I get to enjoy it, just like it really got made. The imagination is a beautiful place to go.



SCENE 1 / PAGE 1
Song: Dies Irae
Artist: Berlioz, Symphonie Fantastique 
A.K.A.The theme song from The Shining, 1980
(We see how bored the Devil is. The leader of her soldiers, General Lucius arrives to update her on the political climate of her dominion, Hell)

SCENE 2 / PAGE 2-3
Song: She
Artist: Charles Aznavour
(The Devil storms through Hell, bored as Hell. It’s hard to believe anyone can be bored in such a colorfully, bizarre, terrifying, beautifully grotesque place.)

SCENE 2 - 3 / PAGE 3-4
Song: Oh Heavy Lightness
Artist: Circus Amok
(The Devil is annoyed as The daily Welcome to Hell Parade crosses her path. She has a bitter exchange with the Parade’s Grand Marshall, Alister Crowley. She slams him to the ground face first. She decides to leave Hell and go to Earth. She tells all the doomed souls to “Fuck Off!”)

SCENE 4 - 12 / PAGE 7 - 23
Song: Toccata and Fugue in D Minor for Organ
Artist: Bach
(The Devil emerges in New York City. It’s Christmas. She hates Christmas. She spits in a homeless man’s cup on her way to an Executive Therapy office. The therapist she is going to see, Dr. Adams is considering suicide when the Devil suddenly appears in his office. She forces him to “do therapy” with her. They argue. She won’t leave. He tries to help her and she kills him. The Devil goes back to hell, more miserable than ever.)

SCENE 16  / PAGE 24 - 25
Song: Exile
Artist: Lisa Gerrard
(The Sorceress Morgana, the Devil’s best friend, tells The Devil she must give up her powers to find love.)

SCENE 17 / PAGE 26
Song: Do Ya Think I’m Sexy?
Artist: Rod Stewart
(The Devil holds a contest in Hell to find a lover. Men trapped in Hell reluctantly compete for the Devil’s affection. The Devil offended by their reluctance and fear announces the contest is over, she knows who she loves and she will go get him.)

SCENE 18 and 19 / PAGE 26 - 27
Song: Exile
Artist: Lisa Gerrard
(General Lucius encounters Morgana in the Devil’s throne room, she is wearing the Devil’s crown. He tells her to take it off. She refuses. He goes to fetch his troops to stop Morgana from usurping the Devil’s throne but his troops are all gone.)

SCENE 20 / PAGE 28
Song: Stand By Your Man
Artist: Motorhead 
(The Devil arrives on Earth to dig up the grave of Dr. Adams. When he is free from his grave she tells him she dug him up because he is “The One”. Dr. Adams does not want to be the one. He hates her. They argue. She offers him her powers because she wants him to love her. He is wary of her offer…)

SCENE 20 and 21 / PAGE 32 - 34
Song: Double Concerto in D Minor for Two Violins
Artists: Bach
(Dr Adams takes The Devil’s powers from her and money begins falling from the sky. He is playing with being a God. The Devil is now powerless but she hides this fact from Dr. Adams. She doesn’t want him to use her powers to destroy her.)

SCENE 23 / PAGE 35
Song: No Remorse
Artist: Metallica
(Morgana has taken over Hell. She is wearing the Devil’s crown and torturing people joyfully during the daily Welcome to Hell Parade. It’s a painful, horrific bloodbath. Alister Crowley loves it.)

SCENE 25 / PAGE 35 -39
Song: Fade Into You
Artist: Mazzy Star
(The Devil and Dr. Adams are still in New York, in a bar, discussing his powers. She tries to flirt with him but he isn’t having it. He tells her he needs her to take his powers seriously, he needs her. The Devil falls head over heels in love with Dr. Adams. Together they come up with a plan to save humanity.)

SCENE 26 / PAGE 39 - 41
Song: Exile
Artist: Lisa Gerrard
(Morgana is in Hell using a magical pool to spy on the Devil and Dr. Adams in the bar, planning to save humanity. General Lucius arrives with some demon soldiers to arrest her but she uses her powers to paralyze and enslave him. General Lucius is horrified. Morgana is more powerful than anyone suspected.)

SCENE 28 - 32(33ish) / PAGE 47 - PAGE 53
Song: Gymnopédie No. 1
Artist: Erik Satie
(The Devil and Dr. Adams go camping. He will show her how to enjoy life on Earth.)

SCENE 34 / PAGE 54
Song: Exile
Artists: Lisa Gerrard
(Morgana is in Hell, working on a plan to steal the Devil’s powers from Dr. Adams, she amuses herself torturing General Lucius in the cage. The General tells her her plans will never work when suddenly the portal to Earth opens for Morgana.)


SCENE 36-46 / PAGE 60 - 74
Song: Angel Dust (Not the lyrics, just musical elements)
Artist: Cormega
(Dr. Adams and the Devil get bad news, the orphans they helped have died in a building collapse. They get  into a huge fight over it. Dr. Adams prays to get away from the Devil. An Angel arrives on Earth to save Dr. Adams from the Devil. The Devil doesn’t like this sexy angel.)


SCENE 47 / PAGE 74 - 75
Song: One Dove
Artist: Antony and the Johnsons
(Dr. Adams betrays the Devil and abandons her to leave with the Angel. He kisses her on the forehead before he goes.)

SCENE 48, 49 / PAGE 75 -77
Song: Crazy In Love
Artist: Eminem
(The Devil realizes Dr. Adams betrayed and abandoned her. She must get him back. She must not let him kiss that Angel and give her powers away forever. She gets arrested and deported.)

SCENE 50-51 / PAGE 77 - 78
Song: One Dove
Artist: Antony and the Johnsons
(Dr. Adams realizes he made a mistake. He misses the Devil)

SCENE 52, 53, 54 / PAGE 78 - 79
An Eminem Version of La Cucaracha
(The Devil is trapped in Mexico and trying to get back to America to find Dr. Adams.)

SCENE 55 / Page 79 - 80
Song: One Dove
Artist: Antony and the Johnsons
(The Devil crosses the desert sees the spirit of a little orphan boy and she becomes human.)

SCENE 56 - 58 / PAGE 80 - 82
Song: The Long Way Home
Artist: Norah Jones
(The Devil hitches a ride in a truck with General Lucius. She is saved from the desert but gets stuck in Las Vegas and becomes a waitress.)

SCENE 59,60, 61,62,63,64,65,66,67 / PAGE 82 - 86
Song: I Will Always Love You
Artist: Whitney Houston
(The Devil finally gets back to New York, and she is immediately arrested and institutionalized.)

SCENE 68 / PAGE 86
Song: Fade Into You
Artist: Mazzy Star
(Dr Adams is camping alone in the woods. He is trying to figure out how to find the Devil. He has an idea.)

SCNE 69, 70, 71, 72, 73 / PAGE 86
Song:
Christmas Music
(The Devil is homeless in NYC. She gives up her bed in the shelter to a woman and baby. The woman hugs her. The Devil hugs her back. She is now doing good deeds all on her own. She convinces the stranded homeless people to go camping with her.)

SCENE 73 / PAGE 90 - 91
Song: Carmina Burana: O Fortuna
Artist: Carl Orff
(The Devil and the homeless people are having fun camping. One of the homeless men looks familiar… Suddenly the Angel appears in the woods, she is there to kill the Devil, but something goes wrong, The Devil survives the attack and she realizes the Angel is no angel)

SCENE 81 / PAGE  97
Song: Orchestral Suite No. 3 in D Major, BWV 1068: Air
Artist: Bach
(Dr. Adams finds out the Devil is on Earth! He goes to find her to tell her he loves her.)

SCENE 82 / PAGE 98
Song: Riddle Of Steel/Riders Of Doom
Artist: Basil Poledouris
(The Demon Army arrives with Morgana to destroy Earth!)

SCENE 83 A / PAGE 99 - 103
Song: Orchestral Suite No. 3 in D Major, BWV 1068: Air
Artist: Bach
(Dr. Adams pretends to be an injured hiker to test the Devil one last time.)

SCENE 83 B / PAGE 103
Song: Riddle Of Steel/Riders Of Doom
Artist: Basil Poledouris
(Morgana arrives to kill the Dr, the Devil, and destroy Earth once and for all. A battle ensues, and just when all hope is lost The Dr. kisses the Devil, she gets her powers back and destroys the demon army and sends Morgana to the abyss. Earth is saved.)

SCENE 85 / PAGE 109 - 112
Song: Muzak version of Crazy In Love
Artist: Eminem
(A mass murder is waiting for his fate in the reception area in Hell. The Devil and Dr. Adams have fun bringing him into their office to tell him his punishment for killing so many innocent people.)

THE END

Closing Credits Music:

Brand New Day
Della Reese

Living On A Prayer

Bon Jovi

Saturday, August 27, 2016

THE HEART WANTS WHAT IT WANTS


By Sara Cazim

Every day the news is reporting somewhere in America a female teacher is having sex with her young students. Today is no different. Justice dodging educator Dee Rangedslut was let out of the big house and has already been spied by various people walking by a playground, a children's shoe store and a toy shop promising a guaranteed Pokemon sighting. Rangedslut admitted during a press conference earlier today that being in jail for having sex with one of her students has done little to diminish her sex drive and one wonders if the punishment for seducing an innocent eighth grade boy was severe enough. “She should never see the light of day.”, one boy's mother cried. “People like this don’t change. You know what she said? She said, 'the heart wants what it wants.' She's disgusting. I had a child in her class. I want to break her head open. Believe it! We should be using scarlet letters in this country. Shaming people on social media is not slowing any one down.”

Probation officers will likely have their hands full with  a predator like Ms. Rangedslut. Her newly created facebook page lists her favorite movies as: Cloak and Dagger, Harry Potter, Home Alone, Home Alone 2, The Bad News Bears, Richie Rich and L.I.E.. Her favorite musician according to her online profile is Michael Junior and she already has 15 Facebook posts lamenting that she never had a chance to meet the young Belgian crooner when he was really young. “She will be a handful for a less experienced P.O.”, officer Kennedy explained. “A teacher is a smart person. A smart person can always be a big problem for law enforcement.”

Meanwhile faculty at the school wonder what ever happened to her young victim, Johnny Doe. “It’s really very sad. I heard he became the world's youngest Chippendale’s dancer, shamelessly glistening under hot lights while gyrating for desperate housewives and drunk bachelorettes.”, one of Rangedslut’s former colleagues said. Another teacher disagreed, “No that isn’t true. I heard the kid is studying to be a lawyer because he wants to protect other young boys from being seduced by sexy women who are way too old and mentally ill for them.” A third former colleague rolled her eyes. “He isn’t going to be a lawyer. He’s going to be a carnival worker. That’s what happens to victims of crazed sluts.”

Pornography addicts seem to be the only people pleased with Rangedslut’s recent release. “She didn’t do anything wrong. She was an amazing teacher. She taught Johnny things that all boys want to learn but don’t know they want to learn until they learn it. If you are asking me what I think should happen to this woman, I think she should be elected President of the United States or at least President of the  Boys & Girls club of America.”

Playboy Magazine subscriber Matt Sturbater agrees with other Dee Rangedslut supporters. “There is no such thing as a boy being too young for a good sex education. Howard Stern was just saying the other day that he had a Playboy subscription since he was about 13 and he is totally fine.” Someone claiming to be Howard Stern’s psychiatrist disagrees. “I see Howard about three times a week. I was seeing him four days a week until recently. Howard’s parents getting him a subscription to Playboy when he was so young screwed him up big time. He was just a little boy and having page after page of older voiceless, smiling ladies getting totally naked for his pleasure gave him the impression that just because he is a man he is entitled to women who are physically perfect, complaint free, and at his service.”

Women’s rights activists weigh in during a public rally to put Rangedslut back behind bars because they don't want her living in a city that has young boys in it. “Dee Rangedslut is a disgrace to women everywhere. She should be illegal. Perverts are the problem and female perverts are just as bad as male perverts. Female perverts just get pregnant and make more perverts. It’s a never ending cycle of creepy, weirdness that must be stopped if we are ever going to have an equal society like we do in the future as depicted in Star Trek. In Star Trek everyone is equal, unless you are an alien.”

Child development specialist and author Yvonne Mojica who authored the book, “May December Mayhem: A Look At Sexual Child Abuse In American Schools” frowns deeply when asked her opinion about Rangedslut. “Dee Rangedslut is a classic pedophile. She sees herself as the victim and Father Time as the villain. If I had to make any predictions I would guess that Dee Rangedslut is probably online, right now, looking for Johnny Doe’s contact info so that they can finally be together. She will reach out to him in hopes of rekindling “their romance.” I hope that the bouncers at the club where he supposedly dances for money know how to handle a predator as persistent as this woman. Delusions about love can make a normal woman do irrational things. What it does to an abnormal woman, who is in love with a little boy with a bowl haircut... that is too crazy to measure.”

Schools all over the city are on high alert. Warning posters of Dee Rangedslut are plastered all over video game stores and ice cream parlors. Cops in New Jersey have been told to keep an eye out for her at Great Adventure although news reports claim the Jersey officers laughed and tore up the memos. “Are they kidding me? There are way worse criminals out there. Does anyone realize that Tony Soprano lives in New Jersey? This lady is no danger to any man unless she wants to get married.”

Whether or not Dee Rangedslut is still a danger to boys is yet to be seen. Finding a job will be hard for her unless there are rich parents who want a masseuse for their young sons. Hopefully the sicko teacher will learn a valuable lesson: It’s not right for a teacher to pet the teachers pet. Society shouldn't stand for it. Our children deserve frigid teachers.

Friday, August 26, 2016

Dear Dollface

So, I just read this sad, angry, woman's essay "about feminism" on yahoo.

She is blaming feminism because she is the sole breadwinner in her family. Nothing wrong with that. The problem is this: she somehow ended up working a job that doesn't pay well, that she doesn't like, while raising kids she had with a guy who refuses to work and snowboards all week while she's at work. During her lunch break she does the grocery shopping for her family. In the morning before work she drops the kids off at day care, that she is paying for. After work she picks them up from day care and brings them home to cook dinner for her family, including her husband. Her husband, who refuses to get a job, doesn't do shit but snowboard and complain when his kids get sick and need their daddy to stay home with them. He'd rather be snowboarding than helping his sick kids feel better.

This young woman thinks her husband's behavior is a generational thing. She thinks somehow her husband's behavior might have been acceptable in the 1960's. She blames feminism for the fact that she decided to financially support and breed with a worthless man who has no ambition or soul.

This is the advice I gave her. I think it's very good advice:

Dear Dollface, 


Your husband is a total LOSER by every generations' standards.
Don't know what brand of feminism you adhere to but it sounds like you've embraced a bizzaro-world version created by manipulative male losers who need a sap with low self-esteem to support them.


Feminism taught me to dump losers and stay 100% single unless I meet someone who is willing to sacrifice as much as he is willing to take. This insures that if any children come along they will be raised knowing how a great man conducts himself.


Dump this f-ing dude, he is not a man, he is a worthless slug, and stop complaining. You've gotten addicted to blaming him for your low self esteem as a way of denying that you have low self-esteem. If you really believed in yourself you would not tolerate his careless, immature, laziness for two seconds. You wouldn't even be able to look at his lazy face without throwing up.


A little harsh but this woman needs to wake up, ASAP she is dragging several kids into their mess. We don't need any more losers in the future. We have enough already.




Monday, August 15, 2016

Do President Obama and Hillary Clinton Control The Media?

It is obvious to many of us that Bernie Sanders was pushed out of the primary by traitors in the corrupt democratic party with the help of the main stream media who created the false impression that Bernie was losing the primary to Hillary, and should drop out because he would have no chance in the general election.
I found this list of Obama and Hillary's ties to the main stream media on Instagram and can't remember where to give credit. I'm re-posting here because people seem to think it's impossible for a political party to control the media. Here is proof that Hillary Clinton and Obama have many friends in all the right places to control the political narrative about the election using the main stream media.
Blood Loyalty:
NBC Senior Deputy Political Editor Mark Murray is married to Obama appointee Sasha Johnson (who also worked for CNN), who is chief of staff at the FAA.
ABC News Executive Producer Ian Cameron is married to Susan Rice, National Security Adviser.
CBS President David Rhodes is the brother of Ben Rhodes, Obama's Deputy National Security Adviser for Strategic Communications and is an Advisor on the Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action with Iran.
ABC News Correspondent Claire Shipman is married to former White House Press Secretary Jay Carney
ABC News and Univision reporter Matthew Jaffe is married to Katie Hogan, Obama's Deputy Press Secretary
ABC President Ben Sherwood is the brother of Obama's Special Adviser Elizabeth 
CNN President Virginia Moseley is married to former Hillary Clinton's Deputy Secretary Tom Nides.
Associated but not related:
ABC News Anchor George Stephanopoulos, Clinton’s White House Communications Director and press secretary 
PBS Chief of Staff Julie Anbender, Clinton’s Deputy Director of OPA and DOJ
Comcast-ABC Senior VP, Government Affairs Meredith Baker, Bush’s and Obama’s Commissioner, FCC 
CNN News Correspondent, Yul Kwon, Obama’s Deputy Chief CGAB, FCC
PBS Host, Yul Kwon, Obama’s Deputy Chief CGAB, FCC
CNN Department Assignment Manager, Joe Lockhart, Clinton’s Press Secretary 
CBS VP, Corporate Communications, Lisa Caputo, Clinton’s Press Secretary, First Lady’s Office.

Saturday, July 23, 2016

Obama's Legacy and The Corrupt State of Our Union

This week Wikileaks released thousands of DNC emails revealing the corrupt depravity of the Democratic Party and the Hillary Clinton campaign. You won't hear about it in the mainstream news, it won't be in the newspaper, it will only be reported by millions of people around the world, who are writing to each other, and blogging, and vlogging. A few rich media moguls and the politicians who hide behind them keep pretending people are not mad as hell. They keep acting like a revolution won't happen if they just ignore it.


Wikileaks revealed that in a desperate effort to stop Bernie Sanders from securing the Democratic nomination the Hillary camp did not try to win the nomination by telling voters what is good about Hillary. Instead the Democratic Party worked with the Clinton campaign to spread lies on the internet, plant false narratives in the main stream press, and trigger an outburst of anti-semitism in the south. While millions of Americans got off the couch, took time off work and spent their hard earned money working around the clock to tell people the truth about the virtues of Candidate Sanders and how electing him will benefit the nation, Hillary Clinton's wealthy donors paid for people to pretend they support Hillary. They hired fake supporters who were tasked with going on Reddit, Twitter and Facebook to create the impression Hillary had passionate supporters. They paid liars to tell genuine Bernie supporters how they were making a mistake by supporting Bernie Sanders. The company spreading this bullshit is called Correct The Record.

While all this was happening, the F.B.I. was supposedly conducting two criminal investigations on Hillary Clinton. The first for her deletion of government emails that she sent on her private server and the second was investigating the ties between the State Department and lucrative payments the Clintons received from International leaders via their "charity" the Clinton Foundation. Then just as the first investigation was wrapping up Bill Clinton had a private meeting with Loretta Lynch the U.S. Attorney General who would be responsible with prosecuting Hillary if the F.B.I. deemed she had broken the law. Bill initiated the meeting by showing up at an airport to climb on Lynch's plane. The F.B.I. told reporters on the scene they were not allowed to take pictures of this corrupt behavior. Then a few days later, Comey, the head of the F.B.I. said "no reasonable prosecutor" would take action against Clinton. Comey also admitted in a bizarre press statement that even though Hillary Clinton broke several laws in a multitude of deliberate ways the F.B.I. will not recommend prosecution even though they have and will continue to prosecute others who conduct themselves the way Hillary did while she was Secretary of State. Lynch not wanting to appear unreasonable did nothing. The second F.B.I. investigation, well I think we know how that will turn out.

Then our smiling, backstabbing, hypocritical President Barack Obama, you know, the liar who promised America "hope and change", well, that charlatan went around the world telling international leaders that everything is fine in America. Leaders meanwhile told their tourists to be very careful when traveling the the U.S. because it is violent and unstable. People around the world can see for themselves that liars and thieves have taken over our Democracy and that Americans are pissed, armed to the teeth and determined to take our Democracy back. They see innocent unarmed Americans continue to get killed by overworked, paranoid, cops and innocent cops in turn getting killed by disenfranchised, fed-up, angry people. 

Our POTUS came back home from lying to international leaders to tell us how he is sick and tired of all of the mass shootings. Then he flew back to more stable lands to grin like a lunatic who cannot bear to face the fact that he is the biggest fucking American liar around. He smiles and pretends his corrupt political relationships are not directly connected to the increasing violence and current political turmoil here in America. He smiles and pretends law enforcement is not corrupt while the FBI admits Hillary Clinton is a criminal and he endorses that criminal to be our next President. He smiles and pretends we have a Democracy even though he helped the DNC and Hillary Clinton rig the primaries. He smiles and pretends he will have a legacy worth leaving when he exits the White House but the truth is he will go down in history as a vile, despicable, traitor. He will be known as the President who came to power because We The People loved him and believed in him before he betrayed us, destroyed our Democracy and fed our future to the wolves.