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Thursday, July 7, 2011

Kim Kardashian Vs. Casey Anthony

Kim Kardashian you stoopid hooooker. The only reason you are famous is because your daddy was such a scummm sucking sycophant that he starphucked his way up the ladder of success by helping his close friend get away with murdering a helpless woman and her friend while her two children slept upstairs!!!!!!!

Your father, sworn to uphold the law, turned a blind eye to OJs abuse of Nicole Brown Simpson FOR YEARS.

Your whole disgusting family is a deadly cancer on civilization AND YOU IN PARTICULAR, THE MOST GLITTERING HEIR APPARENT TO YOUR DADDY'S FAME DROPPINGS, YOU ARE THE MOST OPPORTUNISTIC, SELFISH, DEAD-IN-THE-EYES-ANIMAL ON THE PLANET!

There is hardly a more worthless human being on the earth than you. You are a publicity seeking slug, an accessory to emptiness and moral decay. You should never try to think. Just keep chasing fame by continuing to share your vagina with men of a certain tax bracket and stop xraying your big fat dumper looking for your itty bitty brains. You wouldn't know what to do with them if you found them. You'd probably try to have sex with them for diamonds.