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Wednesday, January 16, 2013

A Well Regulated Militia, Dammit!

Gun ownership is a constitutional right that demands sobriety, responsibility and accountability if it is to be any good for this country. The NRA is too drunk with entitlement to see that their community is too macho, arrogant and paranoid to regulate itself properly. 

This last maniac, who killed over 20 humans, big and small, in a school is the last straw, right, America? This is the last fucking time we should be hearing about this kind of senseless mass murdering, right? Definitely not, if the NRA has their way. Why is arming mass murderers the cost of living in a free country? WHY? Guns are not making anyone safer. We are all one movie ticket away from having our head blown off by a disgruntled, lazy, stupid, grandiose nutjob. 

The champions of gun ownership, the NRA, are being such stone headed tools that they refuse to recognize that if they really want to protect the right to bear arms they must redesign the gun culture to inspire young gun owners to approach gun ownership with a sense of maturity and decency for the entire community at large! The gun industry is too greedy to stop letting these dangerous military machines fall into the hands of lunatics and criminals. The whiskey stinking romance they have with these guns is so desperate and so craven and it stinks like puke and is totally permeating and disintegrating any social fabric this screwed up country has left. Why can't any of these tough guys imagine a world where they are brave enough to leave the house without a gun on their hip and one in their vehicle and one at their job and a few extra big ones in the garage, just in case? How many steel penises does a politically paranoid, weak-willed muther fucker need to strap to himself before he feels like a man? 

This last guy, who killed all the little kids, he had no reason to do what he did, none at all, and he also had no history of ever being mentally stable enough to be a gun owner. So his mom danced around the law and let him use guns that were registered to her. She IGNORED THE LAW because she saw her gun rights as an individual right, but gun rights are NOT an individual right, gun rights are a community right. We the people have the right to a well regulated militia, and the right for the people to be protected by an armed and well regulated militia shall not be infringed upon. The second amendment is not a right that belongs to any one person. That's why every decision regarding the use or distribution of guns must be made in the interest and service of a peaceful and safe community for all citizens. The community who licensed Adam Lanza's mother to own and use guns trusted her to make sure that she was the only one who used those guns and she betrayed the community and the community paid dearly for her betrayal. Luckily for her she didn't get to see what a bad decision that was. 

The gun rights we have, as afforded us by the Constitution, need to be respected and the loss of any innocent life is too great to be ignored. Every single gun can kill every single one of us. None of us have the right to play God and wipe any of us out. The NRA cannot allow so many martyrs to their cause. They cannot prevent the loss of innocent lives with soulless bravado, regurgitated slogans, and boorish machismo. They need to grow the fuck up and start acting like people who are willing to do whatever they can to protect innocent children like our President is trying to do if they want to maintain legitimacy in the eyes of the people moving forward. It is time for the NRA to show that they are serious about the rights of the community, it is time for them to prove they are true guardians of these rights by enforcing them peacefully by working with the President to keep us all safe from the tyranny of guns.