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Sunday, August 11, 2013

How To Express Displeasure With The Man You Voted For Using Adobe Illustrator

Step 1: Open Adobe Illustrator.
Step 2: Draw the President you used to love, except now draw him like a big, creepy spider using your pencil tool and gradients. Choose patriotic colors, it's freedom's best visual calling card.
Step 3. Use the line tool to create the spider web the President uses to trap all unsuspecting patriots into the snare of the police state.
Step 4: Save file.
Step 5: Upload the file to the World Wide Web from your home computer so law enforcement knows where to send the drone.