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Saturday, June 6, 2015


OK. I have known since I was young I should probably not have kids (for the kids' sake) for various reasons, so I did not have kids. There are plenty of men and women, straight, gay, otherwise, who make this choice everyday.

It's fascinating that some people, like Caitlyn Jenner, who say they were too scared to tell the world who they really were (because society is so terrifyingly cruel), were not too scared to get married and have kids. Personally I think it is VERY cruel and VERY selfish to know you are lying to people about who you are and still go ahead and build a complex emotional life with them. I don't give a damn what your reasons are for lying. Caitlyn did this, not once, not twice, but THREE TIMES knowing each and every time she was lying about who she really was. 

To expect the people you have lied to for years, to stand by you, while capitulating to all of these new demands about what to call you and how to interact with you, when they find out you are not at ALL who you said you were, to protect YOUR mental health and public image as you transition into someone totally different, it is vicious, duplicitous, emotional blackmail. It's actually batshit fucking crazy to manipulate people this way. It is time to be honest about this very disturbing aspect of the Caitlyn Jenner saga if we really want a more compassionate world to evolve from this celebrity fueled media circus.

I get it. 
I do.
I feel bad for transgender people who are conflicted and scared to come out. I feel bad for any human being in emotional turmoil, however the media and the LGBT community needs to stop glossing over the emotional suffering of the spouses and kids who are devastated and traumatized by years and years of lies. The emotional, psychological ramifications of being lied to for prolonged periods of time by an intimate partner or parent must not be trivialized.

REMEMBER: If you are too scared to come out of the closet about any aspect of your life you are not ready to be a spouse or a parent. Keep it in your pants, do it for the kids.

In closing, if you kill someone with your car, maybe take some time to reflect on that instead of staring in the mirror at your $70,000 face. If I had just killed a woman I would not be on a major media blitz, being photographed in my shiny satin corset and panties, introducing the world to my new tits while announcing multi-million dollar endorsement offers from cosmetic, clothing and publishing companies while squealing about how excited I am to throw some girly parties and change the world. I wouldn't do that, but Caitlyn would.  Maybe she is already more woman than I will ever be.

PS To Lena Dunham, the girl who fingered her sister, you DO NOT want Caitlyn to teach you 'how to drive a stick shift in heels'. Ask Kim Howe how well Caitlyn drives, oh never mind, Kim Howe is dead. Besides, Bruce was driving that day. Maybe Caitlyn drives better than Bruce did...

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Friday, June 5, 2015

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE FASHION - #RememberNicole #RememberRon

Below is a story about Chris Brown stalking Karruche Tran from 

In the middle of the depressing, scary article is a GIANT AD for the dress Karruche was wearing while trying to get away from Chris as her friends tried to help her fend off his unwanted attention. Chris is most famous for beating his ex girlfriend Rihanna to a bloody pulp before the Grammys.

In the gutter of this upsetting article were links to endless articles about the Kardashian sisters. 

The Kardashians rose to fame 20 years ago when their father, Robert, defended OJ Simpson, a very rich and famous celebrity who murdered his ex-wife and her friend. Their fame increased when daughter Kim performed in a homemade porn video with a hip hop singer. Many say she released it on purpose to increase her fame. She claims it was stolen and released against her wishes. 

The family is now very famous and rich for exploiting every single aspect of their personal life for commercial gain. Every tragedy is turned into a fashion statement, every teardrop turned into gold. 

The saturation of the media by this one family is destroying everything that feminists fought for. Kardashian women are the enemy of women everywhere. In Kardashian land women are only objects to be exploited for profit. In the world of the Kardashians, women are nothing more than pretty possessions for powerful men and mannequins for the fashion industry to hang the latest fashions on. 

Monday, June 1, 2015


#MexicansAreRapists Formerly Titled #MondaysAreDevious

Was reading this on Variety and had to comment.

Eva Longoria is getting ready to launch a new show about Latinos on NBC and she is trying to guarantee it's success by doing damage control in the latin community. She pissed a lot of us off with her last show about Latinas called 'Devious Maids'.

The problem is that Eva is an idiot who does not understand why people are angry about 'Devious Maids'. She is too stupid to see how she is promoting dangerous, racist, ideas on a massive scale. Let me fucking spell it out for this stupid bitch:

Eva is using her global fame to brand Latinas as ‘Devious’ worldwide, in a world where we are already very negatively represented and systematically mistreated. This unfair treatment of Latinos is the acceptable norm as a result of stereotypical misrepresentations perpetuated by the corporate and political elite. 

When a famous, smiling, multi-millionaire, like Eva cheerfully labels domestic workers, the most abused, neglected and misrepresented workers in the world, specifically as ‘Devious’, she helps to further insure that they are denied a genuine human characterization in the mainstream media and as a result fair treatment in the real world.

What fate do 'Devious' people deserve?
The negative portrayal of an entire race of people helps justify the colonization and/or extermination of those ethnic people by defining their race as inherently evil and in need of a foreign police and military presence to protect the good people from the wicked, violent, dangerous greed of the poor, working class, 'devious' ethnic people. On the show 'Devious Maids' the basic premise is that the latina maids’ friend is murdered and they want to get justice for her. It’s bad enough to brand the maids as 'devious', but to do it in this context is even worse because Eva and Marc Cherry are validating the racist idea that latinos who wants justice for horrific crimes committed against them are just ‘devious’ beings, deserving of bad karma, and not entitled to the basic human rights and protections guaranteed to others. This is the exact kind of thinking that allows police brutality and sexual violence against minorities to thrive. 

To make a show called ‘Devious Maids’ is just as bad as if Eva and Marc Cherry made a show about Jewish holy men living in a concentration camp who hide the pennies they have left from their Nazi captors and calling the show ‘Cheap Rabbis’ or if she made a show about African slaves in America who protest by refusing to lift a finger for their slavemasters and calling the show ‘Lazy Slaves’. 

Eva cannot admit how racist this is is because she obviously wants fame and fortune more than anything on Earth and she is perfectly happy to crush the image of working Latina women underfoot as she climbs the ladder of success. She chose to make millions and millions of dollars using television to very publicly echo the sentiment of racists who believe latinos are inherently bad people by branding Latinas as ‘Devious’ on a show she produces. Eva Longoria is a phony and a sell-out and a racist. No amount of PR spin in Variety can undo the damage 'Devious Maids' does to undermine Latinas and domestic workers every day. Eva defends producing ‘Devious Maids’ but won’t appear on it. She will not risk tainting her precious image as a 'hot', glamorous, star or damage her career as big boss at a production company by playing a subservient, lowly, devious Latina maid. She knows damn well what she is doing. Fuck her, fuck Marc Cherry and fuck everyone who helps her make that fucking show and promote it.