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Thursday, November 12, 2015

The Definition Of Disgust

Blogging - B LAH - ging - (Verb)
1. To jam a dirty needle full of sentence-structured screams into our brain dead, soulless, fame-obsessed, junkie-fucking-civilization, in hopes that something magical will happen after your words disappear into the porn-infested cyber seas

2. To create inspiring written content for interested parties or zombies in the process of trying to fuck, marry and kill each other.

(Sounds like someone has her period. Get her this... to help stop the bleeding.)