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Friday, December 15, 2017


Dear Twitter,

You have locked my account and accused me of using twitter to issue "violence against, threaten, or harass other people on the basis of race, ethnicity, national origin, sexual orientation, gender, gender identity, religious affiliation, age, disability, or serious disease."

I did no such thing. I am protesting the political actions of a political figure at the helm of the FCC. I am using the strongest language possible in accordance with my first amendment rights. My tweet is protected speech under the first amendment and I have every right to protest the FCC leadership because the FCC is operating in direct violation of my constitutional rights.

Monday, May 8, 2017

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Watch the film Occupation Of The American Mind to see how brainwashed Americans are. See how Netanyahu enjoys working our congress like obedient puppets to do his dirty work, killing innocent people with our tax dollars. See how he uses propaganda to make you think he is the good guy while bombing hospitals and schools, turning off people's electricity and denying them water. He is creating a racist military apartheid that kills people to steal their homes and land while playing the crying bitch victim the whole time. Learn the sinister culture of deception behind "Hasbara" and see the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

Sunday, May 7, 2017

Scolding The Ivanka Trump Haters

I may change the name of this blog entry to Wake Up You Cunts because there are a bunch of hypocrites in Hollywood and Washington D.C. that need to wake the fuck up. But I haven't decided on that yet....

Meanwhile: To all of the celebrities who endorse Hillary Clinton while calling out Ivanka Trump for being "complicit" in her father's conduct - Shut the fuck up you stupid hypocritical, bitches.

You love Hillary.
We get it.
You wish Queen Hillary stole the election and you want to avenge her, and heal your broken hearts by creating a vicious mean girl swarm around Ivanka Trump.


Yesssss! You Ivanka haters love Hillary.
You think Hillary is amazing for women!
You think Hillary is the greatest feminist that ever lived!
Hillary. Hillary. Hillary!
You wear pussy hats while your champion Hillary Clinton wears her heart on her sleeve for a man who has been accused of raping women since his college days. 

Yes. He has.

What are you complicit in when you endorse Hillary Clinton, a woman who will not divorce an accused serial rapist?
You endorse a woman who can turn a blind eye to multiple accusations against her husband, across decades!
You endorse a woman who is complicit in covering up that her husband may be a sexual predator.
Why don't you care about that? Were the rapes and assaults in the past? Is that why you can be complicit with Hillary in ignoring the rape and assault accusations against her beloved husband Bill?

What if Bill's sexual misconduct wasn't in the past? What if it's still happening? Do you still think Hillary is a champion of women?

Did you know your heroine Hillary and her husband Bill still socialize with a convicted sex offender and alleged human trafficker named Jeffrey Epstein, and did you know that Jeffrey is also a friend of Trump?  Yes. Complicit. The Clintons fly all around the world with Jeffrey, the convicted sex offender and they hang out on his private island; the same private island where young women claimed they were held against heir will and pimped out to the rich and powerful.

Even Hillary's female friends are accused of reprehensible atrocities! Yes. Your heroine Hillary Clinton has friends like Laura Silsby. Laura was busted for human trafficking trying to smuggle dozens of kids out of Haiti. Hillary and Bill like Laura so much they intervened on Laura's behalf to keep her out of worse punishment for her shady dealings with children. What are they complicit in?

You, the people who admire Hillary, do you admire Hillary because Hillary refuses to believe ANY of the children who were being kidnapped by her friend Laura Silby? Do you admire Hillary for ignoring the women who have complained about her husband's "alleged" outrageous, violent, sexual crimes over the years? Together Bill and Hillary are accused of all kinds of professional misconduct. Do you admire her for that? Do you admire her for unleashing regime change wars as Secretary of State that have totally de-stabilized the mid-East and put countless women and girls in the hands of armed rebels who torture, rape, enslave and murder them?

Is that why you admire Hillary, Chelsea Handler, Scarlett Johansson and Debra Messing and the others?

You make it clear that you attack Ivanka because she was born the daughter of Donald Trump. I understand. He's a pig too.

Ivanka loves her father and works with him.
Is the bond creepy? Is her career path in the fastest lane on the nepotism highway? Does she perform for him like a well trained seal? Yes, yes and yes.

Ivanka could refuse the job Trump gave her as his White House Executive Princess In Chief and she could cut all ties from him and dis-inherit herself to show she takes a stand against his misogynistic conduct. She could. But where the fuck would she learn moral integrity like that? Look who her dad is!

No matter how much she distances herself, Ivanka can not help who her father is.
Hillary Clinton can help who she is married to, and Hillary is choosing to stay married to a man who has been accused of rape, serial rape, serial sexual harassment and serial adultery.

What does it say about you that you stand by her?

What are you complicit in?

Sunday, April 30, 2017

Bernie Sanders - The Real Lesson

This week it was uncovered that the Bernie Sanders camp made a deal with the Hillary Clinton camp to help cover up the anti-Hillary protests during the Democratic Convention during the Presidential election.

Yes. This news pissed me the fuck off.

While Sanders supporters like me fumed openly about all of the shady and illegal things that happened during primary season the Bernie Sanders campaign was working against us by helping keep our dissension out of the media.

Why on Earth would a man who says he is fighting corruption work to insure his supporters are silenced by his opponent?

Wikileaks reported that Sanders' departure from the presidential race was triggered by threats from Clinton cronies that he drop out - or else. Personally, if my family had been threatened by shadowy henchmen loyal to my opponent I would become more determined to stop my opponent, not less. Does that mean I don't care about my family? No. In one of the most haunting and beautiful speeches given by Malcolm X right before his death he explains why "he puts his family in danger" in his fight to stop systematic racism in America. Malcolm decided it was more important to teach his children to be fearless in the face of injustice than to teach them to surrender to bondage.

Now Malcolm X had no choice but to fight until he was murdered, the only alternative to not dying for justice was dying because of injustice. He was a marked man either way. A white civil rights activist has a choice when cornered by the state, he can usually retreat to the safety of being white in America any time he wants and that sadly explains why Bernie Sanders has never been as effective as I believe he hoped to be as a civil rights leader of the People of the United States of America.

Yes. Sanders is righteously staunch and eloquent when politically opposing oppressive policies.

That's nice...
That's good...

But he was not ferocious enough to fight until he rips the throats out of our enemies. At the end of the day Bernie Sanders is a white man who has learned through his life experience that there is always room to negotiate a win-win solution to any problem he tackles. His ability to be successful in the halls of power, while publicly opposing murderous corruption in the system is proof to him that the system is not totally broken. He, as a white man, experiences the parts of the machine that are capable of being more merciful and flexible. Bernie can't understand that against tyranny there is no room for negotiation. Tyranny is to be conquered, smothered, and destroyed. It can not be coddled and molded, slowly over time, through negotiations, into something more pliable and agreeable. We are all members of the human race and that scientific fact is not open to ideological interpretation. The stand Bernie took against tyranny as a young man was undone by our government's drug war. He undid his sacrifices to the civil rights movement by working hard for a corrupt system he swore to uphold and protect as a governor and senator. All governors and senators sustain a system of mass incarceration and the "privatization of prisons" A.K.A. legalized slavery, Bernie Sanders included.

But Bernie believes you can still change the system from within the system because the system isn't killing him and his kin just for driving, or buying skittles and iced tea while wearing a hoodie. In his defense Berne did work hard to help undo some of the damage caused by some of our most damaging laws. And he ran a joyous and inspiring Presidential campaign that was winning until he backed down. He literally walked away from being the conscientious President we needed to build a more ingenious and compassionate America. Then as he dropped out he told us, his supporters to back down too, while telling us to stay angry, and what good does that do, really?

Even if Bernie was threatened to stop the peaceful revolution he started, he was willing to help cover that threat to our democracy up by choosing to publicly portray himself as a gentleman who didn't have the heart to crush a lady's political dreams live on TV for all the world to see. (Her Republican opponent had no problem smashing her to smithereens, and that is why he is in the White House now.) Bernie chose to be chivalrous to his corrupt opponent when he had her in a political choke hold! His unwillingness to knock that corrupt bitch out of the ring during the fight of his life has cost America dearly. You can't end systematic corruption by suddenly adopting a "Ladies First" policy when the destination is the White House and the Lady who you are yielding to has more blood on her hands than all other previous presidential candidates combined.

Bernie Sanders a man with a good heart is accustomed to living a comfortable life while negotiating with tyrants. He backs down because he learned that's how he lives to fight another day. But we didn't have another day. Hillary was going to lose to Trump. Bernie was our only hope against Trump. So now we have Trump, because Bernie dropped out.

Those of us who believed in Bernie and campaigned for him and rallied for him because we wanted him to work for us in The White House were savagely betrayed by his capitulation to Clinton corruption during the primary. Now finding out that he assured his opponent that he would work with her to oppress us, his supporters, that is just beyond disappointing. He helped our enemy hide our struggle against injustice from the world.

Whether or not Bernie Sanders was threatened to acquiesce to Hillary Clinton is not the point. The point is Bernie Sanders chose to drop out because he decided it was more important to teach us to live with corruption rather than to teach us to fight against corruption until you, or it, is dead.

Saturday, March 25, 2017

The Ghost of Hillary Clinton Vs. Russia

During the last election I campaigned hard for Bernie Sanders.
When he dropped out because Hillary Clinton told him to I voted for Jill Stein.
I am not a Russian spy.
I have never worked for Russia.
I do have Russian friends and have lived in neighborhoods with large Russian populations.

There is NO PROOF that the Russian government "hacked" the election.
And if you read the actual accusations against Russia they are mostly accused of influencing the election by producing news programming in English that Americans can access online via RT.

After my time at a French media company, I think I know a tiny bit about how the American employees at RT must feel. I know what it’s like to work for America’s “enemies” during a climate of reactionary political extremism. I worked as a web designer in New York for a French media company before, during, and after 9/11. The company was the same French company John F. Kennedy Jr. partnered with when he published George Magazine. God rest his beautiful soul.

After 9/11, France (and the French people in general) were being vilified by the Republicans. I can’t remember what France did to piss off the Bush administration after 9/11, but suddenly we Americans had to prove our loyalty to America by calling "French Fries" "Freedom Fries" or the terrorists would win. It was the stupidest nonsense and did nothing to make the world safer for humanity. Our collective sanity was restored by the cartoon quality of Bush Jr.’s leadership. Thanks to Dubya we realized almost instantly how stupid we sounded ordering "Freedom Fries" so we went back to ordering french fries at McDonald's. It helped the racist mass hysteria against France to dissolve quickly.

Now as I watch the anti-Russian circus of contention surrounding Trump’s presidency it feels eerily similar to the Freedom Fries fiasco. Unfortunately for Russia there is no Russian cuisine that has dominated the list of offerings at McDonalds for seven decades. Russia has yet to seduce us with common food items, into a deeply dysfunctional yet committed tempestuous love affair with their culture, as the French have. It’s hard to say how loyal we will be to our common human bonds, and if war will erupt in spite of them, but perhaps our mutual love of Vodka will preserve peace and human solidarity between Americans and Russians since sense seems to be escaping many of us.

We live in a nation of immigrants. We are encouraged to be proud of the American melting pot. We go to school and study the languages of other nations and then go off to work in the global marketplace. Foreign companies who have products that Americans love, come and set up shop here for easier and less expensive distribution. Their employees learn English and immerse themselves in our culture to understand the American marketplace better. Do other nations, like Russia, have ambition for political harmony and peaceful dealings between America and their country? Yes. I am sure they do. Our entire economy is propped up by foreign investors who want good relations with America. Now Democrats are screaming: How dare American business people "secretly" work with Russian business people to generate profits in America!? How dare real estate corporations sell condos to Russians who live and work and pay taxes in America!? How dare Russia make a news channel that employs Americans covering the news the corrupt main stream American media doesn't want you to hear!? These outraged Democrats allow their politically motivated hypocrisy to eclipse the fact that none of the Russian business connected to Trump was illegal or actually happened in any unique secrecy. It happened in the same secret way all business happens, in business meetings behind closed doors in elite executive spaces.

We all live and work alongside people from all over the world (especially in cities like New York) and when a political wind shifts among the power elites suddenly your innocent presence at a company, or the neighborhood you live in, becomes a dangerous political statement. Now Americans are being pulled into a race war, this time by the establishment Democrats, this time against Russia, to get us to ignore the real war, which is between us and our corrupt politicians in both parties.

All of the current anti-Russian frenzy originated in the wake of the Titanic sinking end of Hillary Clinton’s campaign. Her persistent mourners stoke anti-Russian fires, wailing aloud and with emojis on Twitter and Facebook, about the great Russian threat that felled their Queen. They blame Trump and Russia for all their woes, never realizing they are sleeping with the enemy.

Hillary Clinton openly accepted campaign donations from countries like Saudi Arabia who execute gay people and don't let women do anything without the approval of a male chaperone. Devoted democratic sheep have no concept that misogyny is perpetuated by political wives like Hillary Clinton who accept money and power from men who demand that grown women cover their faces in public and do whatever their 14 year old brothers tell them to do. 

Is Putin an honest guy? Is he a murderous dictator? Maybe. Maybe not. But I know this for sure: Putin does not execute gay people for being gay and Russian women can wear what they want, and go where they want, with who ever they want, whenever they want to, and maybe Hillary Clinton hates Putin for that. Maybe Hillary Clinton feels threatened by Russian women exercising liberty. Maybe if Russian women are forced to stay home by male relatives they won't end up in bed with her scandalous husband. LMFAO. Teenage girls would not put up with a boyfriend cheating on them over and over again, yet Hillary Clinton wanted voters to see her as a courageous, seasoned Feminist leader and to have respect for her past decision making. Come on! I laugh when I imagine her rationalizing why she needs to stay with a man who betrays her repeatedly. I cry when I think of all of the innocent people killed needlessly in Clinton regime change wars. Now her post-election pathetic excuses for her failures as a leader have taken on a life of their own. Her pitiful gassed up loyal mob is frothing at the mouth, ready to spill Russian and American blood to avenge a loser.

So sad!

Wednesday, February 8, 2017

Trump Won. What's Next?

They say be careful what you wish for and now I get it.

My big gripe about celebrities has been that they don't do enough to keep attention on social issues. Real issues get eclipsed by their celebrity nonsense in the media. Now celebrities are getting political, but they're still distracting from real issues while inciting violence and totally ignoring the dangerous hypocrisy of their positions.

I'm venting about that time female (mostly blonde) millionaires freaked out and went to the Womens' March because their beloved blonde millionaire lady candidate lost the Presidential election to super-narcissist, pussy grabber, Donald Trump. Lady celebrities took to the streets all over America, to lead other concerned women into an age of star-studded revolution. The crowd wore "pussy hats" and carried homemade signs about their pussies having claws and they cheerfully used the occasion to express their "nasty sides" as a way to protest the nasty new President, Donald Trump. Madonna preached about her fantasies of blowing up the White House and Chelsea Handler hissed about the Russians to the press. None of the high powered women that attended the march seems willing to accept that Donald Trump won the election because Hillary Clinton was only popular with out of touch people who still benefit from the loopholes patriarchy has in place for certain men and women to succeed.

This is reality for women in America: Women who date and marry powerful, rich men ascend. Independent women who are willing to exploit their sexuality as a selling feature of their "brand" (like Madonna and Chelsea Handler) ascend. The Womens' March was a chance for successful self-made sex objects to openly resent men like Trump who profit because women like them are willing to compete in televised beauty pageants. Madonna and Chelsea, the blonde alpha females of music and comedy are now united in fighting against the patriarchy; the same patriarchy they serve when they capitulate to a corporate marketplace that demands they flash their tits occasionally on Instagram to stay commercially relevant as artists. We women also have some male feminist celebrity allies. Doughy weaklings like Patton Oswald praise the Womens' March and encourage Americans to punch their neighbors if they suspect their neighbor is a nazi. This madness gets #nazis trending on Twitter while distracting from real issues affecting women. Sarah Silverman tweet-screaming for the military to drag the entire Trump administration to jail totally distracts from the blood on Democrats' hands, endless blood from the continuing regime change wars Obama and Hillary Clinton launched when he was POTUS and she was Secretary of State.

If millionaire celebrities keep our attention on Trump and only Trump we will continue to ignore the corruption of the Clintons during the primary season. That is very disturbing because rigging a primary is treasonous corruption and THAT corruption is what really cost Democrats and Hillary Clinton the election. And that corruption is still very present in the Democratic party. That culture of corruption allowed Trump to rise. That network of corruption funded the Womens' March. Women are marching to insure soulless women like Hillary Clinton are empowered to undermine democratic elections here and around the world so that we end up with male dictators in power.


Soulless women are equal to soulless men, but soulless men will always win!

The Womens' March demonstrates that it's OK to call corrupt women like Hillary Clinton a feminist leader while ignoring the rape and sexual assault claims made against her husband Bill since he was in college!


Celebrity activists tell us to march! Ignore Bill Clinton's real violence against women and make signs shaming the 53% of white women who didn't vote for his wife Hillary, who is very proud to stand by Bill no matter how many women he has hurt.

March, Ladies, March!

March! Ignore the fact that our newly politicized celebrity leaders need a bullshit media cycle. Ignore that they are rich because for years they were paid to keep women in the dark about the real issues that really affect them.


March or die.

Donald Trump Signature - Handwriting Analysis

Anne Quito does a bang up job describing why Donald Trump's signature looks the way it does. Bravo, Anne! I also want to explain what I am seeing.

What I find utterly fascinating about our new President's signature is all of it.

First of all this signature is the signature of a person obsessed with being seen at the peak of every interaction. This person does not care if they are communicating smoothly. Communicating strength and dominance are absolute priorities to the person with this signature.

It looks like Donald Trump has several "A"s (alphas) in his name although he only has one and that little "a" doesn't even look like an "a". The tail on the "d" at the end of Donald is almost playful until it hacks through the "T" in Trump, which is literally bending over backwards to force itself into a-framed architectural symmetry with the first "D" in Donald and the "p" in Trump.

There is nothing sensuous in this signature. It's brutal and unpleasant and harsh. It wants to be beautiful. It wants to be magnificent. It's just trying way too hard.