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Saturday, November 17, 2018

Should You Date Someone Who Is "Separated?"

Many people are looking for love and need some help. I am here to help. 

Separated is NOT divorced. When a married person who is pursuing you romantically says they are separated it's the same as saying:

"I am very confused about my current relationship status because I am in the process of going back on my word about a sacred promise that I made. It's not MY fault that I didn't think things through before making a deeply serious commitment to another person. I can tell that you believe me when I insist that it's all my spouse's fault that we are separated. You understand me. My spouse doesn't. You are different than anyone else I have ever met. You are special to me. You make me realize that I am not done causing confusion or hurting people or making mistakes because I am interested in dating you even though I am still married to someone else. God, I am SO attracted to YOU and am choosing to drag YOU and only YOU into this state of emotional and legal limbo because my sexual desires are more important than the emotional consequences of my actions. Oh darling, I am ready to date YOU and ONLY YOU because I am not even remotely ready to be intimate with someone who is going to really pay attention to the things I actually say and hold me accountable. Yes! Let's date NOW, before I am divorced because I AM READY to not think things through clearly again, especially when someone like you is SO willing to invest their whole heart and soul into me. I think you are VERY sexy and attractive, just the kind of gullible person who is so desperate for love that you will disregard the very obvious signs that I am totally incapable of making a clear decision about the most important relationship in my life. Let's do this, now because I know you won't wait for me to get divorced, because you don't think things though clearly either. You deserve my love NOW because you know I am not worth the wait and we both know you are not worth the wait either. Hurry, let's date NOW! My choice to date you RIGHT NOW, before I am divorced, is THE ONE THING I am certain is good for both me and you and my children. Trust me."

Hope this clears things up for some of you out there who need this kind of help.

You're welcome.

Saturday, January 20, 2018


JANUARY 19, 2018

Dear Mojica Fitz Kennedy, 
As part of our recent work to understand Russian-linked activities on Twitter during the 2016 U.S. presidential election, we identified and suspended a number of accounts that were potentially connected to a propaganda effort by a Russian government-linked organization known as the Internet Research Agency. 
Consistent with our commitment to transparency, we are emailing you because we have reason to believe that you either followed one of these accounts or retweeted or liked content from these accounts during the election period. This is purely for your own information purposes, and is not related to a security concern for your account. 
We are sharing this information so that you can learn more about these accounts and the nature of the Russian propaganda effort. You can see examples of content from these suspended accounts on our blog if you're interested. 
People look to Twitter for useful, timely, and appropriate information. We are taking active steps to stop malicious accounts and Tweets from spreading, and we are determined to keep ahead of the tactics of bad actors. For example, in recent months we have developed new techniques to identify accounts manipulating our platform, have improved our process for challenging suspicious accounts, and have introduced new measures designed to identify and take action on coordinated malicious activity. In 2018, we are building on these improvements. Our blog also contains more information about these efforts. 
People come to Twitter to see what's happening in the world. We are committed to making it the best place to do that and to being transparent with the people who use and trust our platform. 


Dear Twitter,

I love you SO MUCH twitter but this message makes me sad. My critical thinking skills are fully intact but thank you for worrying about me nonetheless. I pray that one day America  will be powerful enough to withstand the threat of a tweet from a foreign country.‎ 

God bless you in these troubling and paranoid times.

- Mojica Fitzgerald Kennedy


During congressional testimony, former Director of National Intelligence James Clapper testified 's claim of "17 intelligence agencies" confirming Russian attempts to interfere in the 2016 election has been false all along